I have never thought about it in this context
that’s actually really, really creepy.
I once pointed this out to my mother and she just stared at me, in stunned silence for ages.
can i be her? can i fuck her?
This is giving me too much hair envy, omg.
Oh, yup. This makes me want to cut my hair.
She was SO pretty. It’s a damn shame.
omg the caption
Ya’ll. Didn’t. Really. Did you?!
Dan: Season 5 in your dreams, with me. Uh, they haven’t asked, they won’t ask.
Jeff: If they asked you, and let’s say they gave you the keys of the kingdom
Dan: I am a professional story teller and that’s an amazing third act so I yeah, I would definitely, I’m not, I would not be closed to that amazing story.
Jeff: Are you bummed out they haven’t? I mean obviously they’re not going to ask you but
Dan: No I, see this is, this is the thing, this is the reason, I refused to be bummed out they haven’t asked. God, that’s not fair. I get to be happy they haven’t asked, that is my luxury.
Jeff: Have you fantasized-
Dan: That is why when Sony reached out to my agency and said, ‘What Dan would say,’ My response to my agent was like, ‘When you guys figure out a yes or no question to ask me, all together as one collection of suits, I will then have a question to answer.’ I will be god damned if I’m gonna fall-I was a nerd in high school, I know how this shit works. I was supposed to go like, ‘Yeah I’d go back!’ And then get an email from Bob Greenblatt going, ‘I’d heard you’d said you’d come back, uh uh bitch. I don’t know who you think you are but The Voice is doing real good. We don’t need your ass.’ And I’m like, ‘What the fuck did I do? I just got dumped twice! I don’t even like you people! I’m happy in forensics alright you can take your cafeteria table and stick it up your ass. All you guys do is sit there and talk about how thin you are. I have friends in the drama club, we’re, we’re close. We go to Rocky Horror together. I have meaningful relationships, I don’t care how popular you are. I do a little bit, it was fun.’
This part totally broke my heart. I mean, he addressed it in a comedic way but think about how heartbreaking it would be to be excluded from something you created and then to get jerked around about it? Everyone has experienced feeling ostracized and misrepresented or alienated… and he explained this perfectly.
I fucking GET this dude. And then explaining how bullying never made him cry but someone sticking up for him always did - THAT’S ME EVERY DAMN TIME.
she looks exactly like her dad!
Im not crying its my allergies. Im allergic to childhood pains
I’M ACTUALLY CRYING
“This classmate turned best friend became the love of my life, and my very own fairytale ending. Our first date lasted over eight hours, as neither of us wanted to say goodnight. Later, she and I had the amazing opportunity to portray fairytale characters at a local theme park, a young boy who never wanted to grow up and the beautiful girl that flew away with him. After seven years of not wanting to say goodnight, I proposed to her and she said yes, and why not? Peter and Wendy turned out just fine.”
Spieling Peter and Carebear Wendy / Husband and Wife
Oh my goodness - adorable!
I’ll leave when I’m good and ready.
18 more days!
I’ll leave when I’m good and ready!